dark magic acpi - animal sacrifice needed
 
whenever i see acpi my hair goes up 

QOD from linuxjournal:
I counted no less than 10 instances of the word 'magic' during his explanation of how ACPI suspend happens. After my misspent youth digging into making Linux go on laptops I fully believe him that magic is involved. Dark magic. Involving animal sacrifice. Possibly the animal operating the computer.